Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Antichrist

So my little bro got engaged over the weekend . . . this is great news and about damn time he made an honest woman out of his girlfriend! :) I asked my nephew what he thought of all this and he told me how happy he was to have another aunt. Wait a minute! Another aunt?! He technically has two aunts right now, but since the other one lives in Russia, I don't consider her a huge threat. But another aunt who lives in Portland?! What's the Best Aunt in the World supposed to do?!!!

OK, OK, I suppose the boys have enough love to share and two local aunts can love even more than just one . . . but just in case, I'll have to do a few extra things to remain Aunt #1. :)

Friday, February 01, 2008

Vacuuming

I've been back from San Diego for a week now, but realized I didn't write about my adventures!

Sunday was great -- I had the day to myself, so walked down to the bay, hopped on a ferry to Coronado, walked across the island, and SAT IN THE SUN! I think I had a smile on my face the whole day.

The conference was held for military urologists. I was there to recruit some of them after their military obligations were over. Basically, it was a bunch of men in their military uniforms (hubba hubba!) and penis products. Receipe for trouble, you may wonder? ;)

The busiest booth was the one showcasing the penis vacuum pump. As they were right across from me, I went to visit them a few times and got to learn all about how the pump works and learned way more about the penis than I ever thought possible! Their giveaways were the best -- I really wanted one of their penis bobble heads, but couldn't bring myself to ask for one of their most expensive freebies. I settled for their penis calendar.

Did I successfully recruit anyone? Don't know. Have to wait until 2016 to find out as that's when many of them will be available!