My Mom's New Phone

My mom got a new iPhone. She's so proud of it. She decided to use it today to have the following conversation with me:

Mom just called to tell me about a study she just heard on the radio that was conducted in England. According to the study, it takes 30-50 dates (not with the same man), 3 one night stands, and 3 failed serious relationships before we meet the man of our dreams. She said the most common reasons for failed relationships were lack of humor (check!) and poor hygiene (check! check!) I told her I think I've done all that, minus the one night stands. Certainly been out with men who didn't find my jokes funny and definitely men who needed to find some soap.

She then reminded me that it's spring, so I needed to fluff my hair and keep makeup on, thereby increasing my chances.

Thanks, Mom.