For the Record, I am Referring to the Animal, not the Body Part

I frequently have dreams about people breaking into my apartment at night. Well, as a noise woke me up this morning, there actually WAS someone in my apartment! OK, sort of . . .

I had to lay there for a minute to make sure it wasn't just a dream. It wasn't, so I got up and decided to look around. As soon as I got up, the noise stopped. I figured the noise must be outside, so went back to bed. A few minutes later, the noise starts up again. Hmmmmm.

I head out to the couch as that's where the sound appears to be coming from. I lay there for a few minutes and it starts up again. In my ceiling! A noise so loud that I expect the beast is 90 lbs with huge teeth and claws and is going to burrow its way through my ceiling! OK, a tad dramatic of me, but you get the idea.

This would explain why I kept dreaming about beavers last night. . .