Goings On

Tidbits of info about my life:

• Cupping. Ever heard of it? I hope for your sake you haven't. I have had shoulder pain for years and finally decided to try acupuncture. The needle part was fine; the cupping part not so much. The therapist took regular glass cups and lit a match under them. After blowing out the match, she quickly placed each of the four cups onto my upper back. My precious skin then got suctioned up into the cup, thereby creating a HUGE ASS HICKEY. Yes, that's right. I have huge ass hickeys all over my upper back. Deep purple circles of fun. And my shoulder pain? Still there. Now it just has some circular friends to keep it company.

• I had to call Comcast today. The guy pulled up my contact info and nearly fell out of his chair with laughter about my name. Glad I could provide him with entertainment.

• I left a voicemail for an OB/GYN candidate today. Her name? Dr. Bush. Yeah, try not laughing while you leave that message!